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		<title>Business Plans = Optimism + New View on the World</title>
		<link>http://backseatmarketers.com/2008/10/25/business-plans-optimism-new-view-on-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cory</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dilbert is spot on today about writing up a business plan:

A bit of optimism goes a long way in getting a new project off the ground.  I guess folks that start businesses and new projects run at a 10 out of 10 on the optimism scale (which is hard in times like these).
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dilbert is spot on today about writing up a business plan:<br />
<a href="http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2008-10-25/" title="Dilbert.com"><img src="http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/20000/9000/000/29066/29066.strip.gif" alt="Dilbert.com" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>A bit of optimism goes a long way in getting a new project off the ground.  I guess folks that start businesses and new projects run at a 10 out of 10 on the optimism scale (which is hard in times like <a href="http://slopeofhope.com/2008/10/24/one_picture_says_it_all.htm" target="_blank">these</a>).</p>
<p>The other part of writing up a plan is the need to see the world differently.  While jargon doesn&#8217;t help anyone, complex problems need to be dialed down to short words/phrases to act as stand ins for larger concepts (e.g. <a href="http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2006/03/the_freemium_bu.html" target="_blank">freemium</a>). BTW, that&#8217;s how we felt all along the development cycle with Invequity and PatentMonkey (now <a href="http://patents.com">Patents.com</a>).</p>
<p>Try following <a href="http://www.bubblegeneration.com/resources/mediaeconomics.ppt" target="_blank">Umair&#8217;s presentation on consumers of digital media</a> from a couple years back and you&#8217;ll see that the learning curve is steep, but once you&#8217;re up it you can see how he views the world.  [Too bad Umair seems to want to write/consult more than do a start up or be a VC, cause he'd be great.]</p>
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		<title>Leading Brands Lead, Following Brands Compare</title>
		<link>http://backseatmarketers.com/2008/04/24/leading-brands-lead-following-brands-compare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cory</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old adage about how you create perceptions. When you&#8217;re a market leader, you typically don&#8217;t want to detract your message by mentioning other players. Conversely, followers play on how they meet needs as compared to others.
Ohhh, Mr. Stewart, on Obama and Clinton: well displayed&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An old adage about how you create perceptions. When you&#8217;re a market leader, you typically don&#8217;t want to detract your message by mentioning other players. Conversely, followers play on how they meet needs as compared to others.</p>
<p>Ohhh, Mr. Stewart, on Obama and Clinton: well displayed&#8230;</p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s simplicity, then there&#8217;s your product</title>
		<link>http://backseatmarketers.com/2008/03/17/theres-simplicity-then-theres-your-product/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cory</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well said&#8230;

StuffThatHappens via CG
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well said&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://backseatmarketers.com/wordpress-BSM/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/simplicity.png" alt="YourProduct" /></p>
<p><a href="http://stuffthathappens.com/blog/2008/03/05/simplicity/#comment-7099" target="_blank">StuffThatHappens</a> via <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/03/16/how-true/" target="_blank">CG</a></p>
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		<title>The Way Energy Drinks Should be Marketed</title>
		<link>http://backseatmarketers.com/2008/01/12/the-way-energy-drinks-should-be-marketed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cory</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The right way to advertise energy drinks here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The right way to advertise energy drinks <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5176" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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